When Life Gives you Lemons, Throw Them at People!
My favorite pickup line
innermelody:

so true.

innermelody:

so true.

WHEN THE INAPPROPRIATENESS OF MY DANCING INCREASES WITH THE NUMBER OF DRINKS I CONSUME

howdoiputthisgently:

FIRST I’M LIKE:

AND LATER I’M LIKE:

When someone calls me an adult
When I can see a guys abs through his shirt
When I thought I was out of my awkward stage