When Life Gives you Lemons, Throw Them at People!

My favorite pickup line

so true.

WHEN THE INAPPROPRIATENESS OF MY DANCING INCREASES WITH THE NUMBER OF DRINKS I CONSUME

FIRST I’M LIKE:

AND LATER I’M LIKE:

When someone calls me an adult

When I can see a guys abs through his shirt

When I thought I was out of my awkward stage

evil cows